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Barking Shorts

Many, many moons ago, sometime when I was in high school, I had a pair of boxers shorts.  (Why are they called a pair?  Because there are 2 leg holes?  You can only really (if you’re normal) wear one at a time.  Unlike socks that you wear two of.)  These were christmas boxers.  With cartoonish dogs of all type with a winter wonderland backdrop. 

The magic thing about these boxers… there was a little pouch inside the waist line that held a little voice box.  And when you pushed the button on that little voice box, christmas songs were played by the barking and howling of… dogs. 

So last night/this morning after Riley’s first of 3 seizures, and me having to lock her inside to keep her from waking the neighborhood, she stood around in the living room barking.

And you know what I heard, her barking in the tune of jingle bells. 

Then I remembered the boxers.

melinda sue - December 21, 2009 - 1:37 am

ha… now, i would like to see a picture of those boxers.

Chelsea - December 18, 2009 - 4:27 pm

I've wondered that too. Why "a pair of panties?" Clearly there is only one… and they are hardly big enough to count as two items… Doesn't make sense.

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